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Happy new fucking year, everyone

Every year I add this to my list of resolutions and every year I kind of get overwhelmed by Starting Shit Syndrome but you know what? Fuck it, I can’t be bothered starting with a big intro.

So hi. There’s a big fat fucking pandemic and the government is pretty fucked and there’s a courthouse someplace in Victoria where some poor staffer is having to stop people from hijacking Novak Djokovic’s hearing stream.

sentences you never thought you’d ever have to write, starring Zac Crellin

I don’t love this world so much right now, hey. But if you didn’t laugh you’d bloody choke.